Thursday, March 13, 2008

We're bad kids.

So me and my friend Nicole went onto craigslist.com to have some fun. We put a posting up in 'casual encounters'... Not fun fun; like we weren't gonna follow through with our post. We just wanted to see the responses we got. It went something like this:

2 CURIOUS COLLEGE GRLZ - w4m Age 19

2 FREAKY art college girls bored on spring break! Send us a pic and what you'll do with us and maybe we'll reply back! ;) ;) ;)




Responses (I'm not displaying photos because... I would feel extra bad):

1.
Let's get some alcohol, a hotel room someplace nice in the city, order some room service, and have some fun...

-Bill
p.s. my hair's shorter now

2.
Hey!

I'm a 22m that would LOVE to play with you 2... I'm pretty much into almost everything. I usually enjoy DP, cum play, facials, anal, light bondage... etc :)

more pics? tonight?


thanks!

3.
I am a good musician by the way. Whatever thats worth.

4.
Hey ladies Im a bored college student on spring break too, home from Penn State. Anyway, Im 6'0, 175, brown hair and blue eyes. I have an athletic build, and am great in bed. Im hung 7.5" and Im really thick and can cum multiple times. I have enclosed a body/face pic, have more to send if you do! I CAN host friday morning from 1030AM till 2 or can travel friday/saturday afternoon. If we hooked up it would be a gerat time, i would love giving you 2 girls a time you will never forget! im very sexually experienced and would not let you down. let me know if your interested ;) Talk to you soon!

5.
are you 2 girls just entertaining yourselves or are you actually open to meeting a goo looking, creative, fun, open minded guy?

6.
Hi my name is Shawn,
I'm 19 5'11" 180 pounds and have brown eyes/hair.
E-mail me back if you are interested.

7.
Wealthy white married male travelling to Philly area. I'll make it worth your while to come visit me. $$$

let me know if interested. Professional, D&D free...

(LOOK AT THOSE CASH SIGNS. 3 OF THEM. According to restaurant rating systems using $'s, three $'s means it's all kinds of expensive. DAAAAAAYYYUUUMMM.)

8.
I just saw your posting on craigslist. You two are beautiful!!! I am a decent looking 28 year old guy with an average body. i just got this computer and don't have a picture on here yet, but if you give me your aim or msn, i could go on my webcam for you. Would you two be around on Sunday? I am really busy till then. It would be fun to take you two out to breakfast in the city and then maybe get a hotel room to hang out in for the rest of the day. Have you two done anything together? I would love to watch you two, but i would sure as hell wanna jump in, lol. Well write back soon and we can chat for a few days before sunday.

talk to you two soon!!!

(He was the nicest one by the way-- He called us beautiful! Aww.)

9.
oh yea, i have my tongue pierced too :) just thinkkkkkk

10.
I'm not sure if you'll get this, but I read your profile and was intrigued. I would love to hear back from you so we could get to know each other better. I'm a 28WM. Funny, intelligent, good looking, well liked, and friendly. I know that doesn't mean much coming from me, but hopefully you'll take my word for it. I'd be happy to trade pics, give you my AIM, or whatever you'd prefer. Just write me back and we'll go from there. Thanks.

(What does WM mean...? Woman? Woman man? Are they replying to the wrong post...?)

11.
You two are playing
Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

12.
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Good times, Nicole. Good times.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Heh. That is awesome.

Anonymous said...

O.M.G. That is pretty effing crazy.

I think WM means white male.

Rebecca said...

Oops. The last comment was me. I forgot to sign out of my work account.