I hate Philly at night sometimes.
I was riding my bike down Ellsworth and some black kids in a a car ride up next to me
and one of them in the back seat grabs at my bag strap right next to my boob and almost knocks me off of my bike.
I yell "EY!" and then he says, "What did you say?"
And so I ride a bit on the sidewalk.
Fuck them. It was really scary. I don't have pepper spray.
It sucks being a girl at night.

AND DAN DEACON IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING, I BOUGHT MY TICKET YIPPEE SKIPPY.