Monday, June 29, 2009

Counting 6 fucks in this post

Thank god he's leaving tomorrow morning.
I hope my futon doesn't smell like bum after this.

Nooooot a good person, Mr. Freight Train is.
I posted shit about him earlier and took it off, but ughhhhh

just go noooooow. Fuaaack. He stole a girl's cat before and left it in some other town on the street when he figured out he couldn't take care of it. That is NOT fucking okay or hilarious in any way to me.


From now on I am gonna be Nicole's cockblocker because this kid and the one before are both fucking tools.
Not saying I'm the greatest at judging character, mind you... but I'm 5000 times better than her so far.

For some reason my laptop keeping making a knock knock noise.

And for the record, every celebrity that has died this week I don't give a fuck about.
I want someone to go to Little Pete's with me. I got no foods. And I can't go with Nicole because that would mean paying for Mr. Freight Dumbfuck and I don't want more of our money going towards his festering.

Ugh.

I'm pretty sure that Kids on Holiday is maybe possible my favorite Animal Collective song.
There's a boy who's a Krishna
And he thinks you look pretty
Well, he's eyeing your stockings
He's got books to help you with your life


I think that's nice.

And I don't freakin understand why I'm this fat when I only eat like 1 meal a day. Sometimes 2 if I am lucky. Even when I'm drinking or something. I ride my bike! C'mon, damn it. And it seems to be going into my hips and a bit to my breasts, which I guess isn't so bad. Maybe I'm just becoming more of a woman? It's fucking annoying that it's in my hips, regardless.

Dad, why do your genetics curse me to be so doughy no matter what I do.

and

LAST DAY WITH MY MAIN WEBSTER SQUEEZE WEBSTER THE CAT
He came into the house this time, his last hurrah. Vivi really likes him a lot but he wouldn't have it, scratched at her nose and hissed, and out I made him go. I suspect Mr. Freight Train will try and bring him back inside.

I think I heard a bell jingling in the room where Nicole is sleeping, aka Webster's bell. I don't care about the cat being in here, it's a nice cat-- just the fleas. Ughhhhhhhh Mr. Freakin Freight Train.

2 comments:

Kae Lani said...

Little Pete's is a wise choice.

Rachel O. Lesser said...

cruches are good for the body. try 4 sets of 20 every night and you'll see results in about 2 weeks. It's worked for me that past 4 years. don't eat one meal aday, boo. bad for you.

btw, tell Nikki to answer her phone. or she'll be a bad friend forever. but make the forever "4ever". That's how serious I AM.

shiiiiiait, son.