New Jersey

I'd like to make this entry in honor of New Jersey.
Many of us Jersians think New Jersey equals Complete Suck. I think a lot of things about New Jersey is too. Yes, Atlantic City could be mistaken as Hell (as Justine Larbalestier says) with all of the casinos and nonsense about. But guys. We have access to a beach. This is big stuff compared to the rest of the U.S. At least half of the states have no beach.They might have some ridiculous local lakes and stuff, but that is nothing compared to the ROARING POWER OF THE OCEAN RAAAH. Anyhow.
We are overrun with diners. But haven't you ever been up at 2:00 am with your friends in some distant state and found nothing to eat (besides Hawaii, which I was up at 1:45 at and had some excellent food at the Big Wave)? EVER HAVE THAT PROBLEM IN NJ? No. Diners are the answer.
Mosquitos. I really have nothing to say that would make them seem good in any sort of manner.
NJ is like in the center of states that are more exciting than it. We got NY. Philly. Um. Delaware and its tax-free shopping.

But the real point of this entry is our farms. They are leaving us. But I went today to Stella's farm and bought some sweet corn and the heaviest, roundest, reddest, sweetest, and quite possibly best watermelon ever to be bought in the whole entire world. Thankyou New Jersey for your farms and sweet juicy melons.

Back to drawing now.